I am a Morningstar Farms Fan

I am not really into vegetarian ersatz food. Somehow, i find it degrading to vegetables that they have to pretend to be meat. When properly treated, i think veggies are pretty damn tasty and don’t need to play second string to a big old hunk of beast. With that being said, I have to admit i do like the Morningstar Farms brand of products. They have a wide range of faux meat products. I like them because they offer the same taste and flavor profile as meat, but they tend to feel lighter yet substantial. Tonight, i tried their chick’n nuggets for the first time.

Morningstar Farms chick’n nuggets were a lot better than i thought they would be. The texture is firm and with meaty fibers like real chicken. If i hadn’t have known that they were veggie based and had no meat, then i don’t think i would have been able to tell the difference. I am not sure if that speaks highly of these chick’n nuggets or more to the low quality of ‘real’ chicken nuggets. Cheap chicken nuggets use mechanically separated chicken which is pretty damn nasty stuff and is literally only one step away from dog food. seriously. Anyway, i would recommend these nuggets highly if you are into vegetarian food which pretends to be meat. They taste pretty darn good and surprisingly close to chicken.

I also really dig their veggie sausage patties. They deliver a good meaty consistency and some good sausage flavor. Plus, you can pop one in the microwave for a minute, and they are good to go.

I like to use them to make homemade sausage egg McMuffins for breakfast sometimes. They are super quick and easy, cheaper than McDonalds, and a little bit healthier too. They only take as much time to make as a piece of toast. Start by putting your english muffin in the toaster. Next, put one sausage patty on a plate and nuke for one minute. Set aside. Here is the secret to cooking the egg. Take a 4 oz small gladware container and spray with PAM or whatever non-stick spray you like (Yes, the container DOES make a difference). Make sure that you hold the container over the sink when you spray it with non-stick spray. What the hell is the matter with you? Crack an egg into the container and poke the yoke with a fork. Stir just a little bit to break up the yoke. This is the tricky part. Microwave the egg for about 35-45 seconds. If you nuke it too much, the water in the yolk near the bottom and around the edges turns to steam. The steam tries to escape by tossing the egg all over the inside of your microwave. If you nuke it not enough, then the white won’t get set. Usually, i like to nuke it for 35 seconds and then stop to allow some of the steam to subside, then nuke it for 10-15 more seconds until it is fully set. The non-stick spray will allow the egg to slip right out of the container with no problems. Once the english muffin pops, place it on a paper towel flip the egg over onto the english muffin, add the sausage patty and top with a Kraft single slice of cheese. If you’re going to eat on the run, here is a tip. Fold each corner of the cheese to the center of the slice (center of the sandwich) so that the tips of the cheese are touching. This essentially gives you a double layer of cheese, but it is smaller in surface area. This will prevent the cheese from melting and getting too messy. Use the paper towel to hold your sandwich and use it as a napkin later.

This is a great breakfast because it is a substantial meal and it is faster and cheaper than hitting a McDonalds. The only clean up is the plate you used to nuke the sausage patty, a fork, and the gladware container. All of that stuff you can pop right in the dishwasher. Sometimes egg can be hard to wash in the dishwasher so don’t forget to rinse your dishes.

August 28, 2010   Posted in: Uncategorized  No Comments

More Humor That I Like

I remember flying back from Europe and the in-flight movie was Groundhog Day which is pretty surreal when you’re on a plane for several hours drifting in and out of consciousness as you try to catch some sleep.

I generally don’t like it when people write boring blog articles that just link to other people’s content, but i am going to make an exception in this case because i really like this movie. First of all, Bill Murray is a comedy genius. I bet you can’t name one movie that he is in that isn’t great (except that one with the elephant). Second, this is just a great movie. For those of you who don’t know, Bill’s character, Phil, keeps reliving the same day over and over again. Everyday, when he wakes up, it is Groundhog day. On the surface, it is pretty funny, but really, it is just terrifying if you think about it.

Ironically, this fellow saw the movie on a plane as well. Be sure to read Ebert’s re-review, an article that made it to digg, and another article to find out what the director thinks.

July 21, 2010   Posted in: Uncategorized  No Comments

Impressions of Straight Razor Shaving Part II

With a single NS pass I can now get a socially acceptable, irritation free, shave which is very comfortable. I would say it is a directional BBS shave. Even XTG is fairly smooth. I would rate it a DFS. Each shave takes about the same amount of time as a DE shave, but i am only doing one pass. Touch up is the most time consuming part. The quality is about on par with my DE shaves.

My stropping has progressed and seems to be working pretty well. This week i used the chromium oxide pasted side of my strop to touch up my blade. It was beginning to pull a little bit. 10 laps on the paste, washed the blade, 60 laps on the leather and the blade was much sharper and ready to go again. I haven’t nicked my strop in a while so i am thinking about buying a new, better quality one.

I am not sure if i want to start working on my WE pass, or just jump right into the SN pass which has caused my a lot of irritation in the past. I think i will start on the SN pass and just see what happens.

I don’t regret buying my straight razor at all. I think it has been a very positive experience overall. I have begun to look for a second, vintage, razor, but not very seriously. My DE razors have been in a state of semi retirement for the last few months, although i will admit I have used them to touch up my face if i notice a spot i missed after i cleaned my straight razor.

April 22, 2010   Posted in: Wetshaving  No Comments

My Favorite Humor

I was watching John Oliver’s New York Stand-up last week and saw Marc Maron who reminded me of the late, great, George Carlin when he was ranting about how the future belonged to China. I was awestruck at one part of his set. Here it is as best as i could transcribe it.

Now, obviously, the future is Chinese economically. I think some of you know that. Most of our national debt is to China. They own this country on paper. Theoretically, they could just close us down.

I believe that we are all really just outsourced Chinese labor and our job is to eat and buy things at a lower price, but rationalizing it, because lets be honest, this is a consumer based economy in America, that is, all we manufacture here is need and appetite. We are the world’s mouth. They make things in other countries and they’re like, “Send it to America. They’ll eat it.” They’re actually thinking about changing the slogan of the United States from “America: Land of the free, home of the brave” to “America: All you can eat”.

This got some pretty big laughs and some applause which is amazing considering the implications of what he is saying. It is pretty funny to metaphorically because it has some truth to it, but it has sinister undertones. What are the long term prospects for a country which is based in consumerism and need? What happens to a country when innovation and entrepreneurship are diminished? Are we living in the decline of the United States? In my opinion, these are some pretty scary questions.

My favorite comedy is the kind of comedy that disarms you and off balances you in such a way that it is funny and profound/sad at the same time. It is hard to articulate which is why i have had this post in draft status for about two months.

Another example of this, perhaps my favorite, is when Stephen Colbert did a skit about Wikiality where the premise was that reality is whatever the wiki (Wikipedia) said it is. It was really funny, but pretty terrifying at the same time.

Living as a middle class white dude in the middle of suburbia in North Dakota, there are two worlds. There is the world of first hand experience and the second world which is created and exists inside mass media. We are exposed to the second world through books, magazines, internet, etc. I can use the internet to view street corners in any large city in the world using google maps (except Buenos Aires for some reason). Is that real? Just like Plato’s allegory of the cave, we only get to see shadows of reality which have been selected, groomed, and prepared for us. The thing that is scary is that people put the same level of belief both of these worlds. While this has been the case for decades with traditional mass media, the internet brings it to a new level. Given the dynamic and revisionary nature of the Internet, that implies that substantial portion of people’s reality is dynamic and revisionary. We are talking some real Orwellian stuff here.

Rehashing these ideas could fill books, but somehow Colbert was able to abstract the essence of this conundrum into a skit on a late night show which lasted only a few minutes and it was hilarious. There is a simple and elegant beauty in that which i really appreciate.

If anyone has any other examples of this, please leave a comment.

March 30, 2010   Posted in: Uncategorized  No Comments

First Impressions of Straight Razor Shaving

A couple of weeks ago i purchased a Dovo Best Quality 6/8 straight razor from straightrazordesigns.com and a strop from ruprazor.com.The razor includes a  free honing from straight razor designs which is pretty sweet. The strop has some finishing paste on it to help keep the edge sharp which should help stretch the time between honings after i get my stropping technique down. The razor ran me about $85 bucks and the strop was about $20. This is probably the best newbie setup you can get. The razor is pretty cheap, relatively speaking, but it still good quality. The razor doesn’t have all of the bells and whistles of a fancy razor, but can still be a good shaver. I got a filly strop because it was cheap. Everyone advises against getting an expensive strop because you will invariably cut and nick it as you’re learning stropping technique.

My first shave was much worse than i was expecting. I only shaved the large flat area where my side burns were. The razor seemed to really pull against my face like i was using a two month old disposable razor. Definitely not fun.  Shaving left handed feels pretty awkward, but that is what all of the shaving geeks recommend so that is what i tried. I didn’t cut myself and i finished up with my DE. All in all, i ended up with a pretty  decent shave.

My second shave was about as bad as the first, but i also sliced myself pretty good. In a way, it was nice to get it out of the way so i know what to expect. It stung like a paper-cut and left a thin red line on my face. The lesson learned here is that you should not move the razor parallel to your face in a slicing motion or else you will slice your face. duh. I shaved more of my face this time too. I expanded to do my entire cheekl. I did the left side of my face left handed.

My third shave was significantly better than the previous two. I spent a good amount of time stropping my razor before i shaved which made a big difference. I stroked the razor with confidence over my face as i shaved my cheeks and my neck.  I used my DE for my goate area. All in all a good shave, but still very subpar compared to my DE shaves.

My fourth shave was a massacre. I didn’t strop the razor enough so that was going against me. I proceeded to shave fairly quickly (recklessly). I probably shaved a little too quickly because i ended up with 3 cuts on the left side of my face and 1 cut on the right side. Even with all of the blood, the end result was a pretty decent shave. Lesson learned: take your time. Razors are sharp. duh.

My fifth shave was much more conservative than shave #4. It wasn’t a great shave, but it wasn’t a blood bath either.

Even with my very limited experience, i can see how the final results of a straight razor shave can be better than a DE. I have only been doing three NS passes and i can get a smoother face than three NS passes with a DE. The grain is still noticeable when i rub my face XTG, but it seems smoother than i would expect by shaving only NS.

I have seen some pretty good improvement in five shaves and i figure it will take me about a year to get really good at it. I am not going to try to analyze the shave to death until i get at least 10 more shaves in. I think i had too high of expectations about how good i would be at shaving with a straight. It isn’t easy.

March 26, 2010   Posted in: Wetshaving  2 Comments